Full Double Rainbow Spotted

A full double rainbow was spotted by George Mendenhall on his farm late Wednesday. "What does it mean?" He asked tearfully as he presented his photo to the town elders. Our leaders were split on the meaning. Mayor Simonson believes it is a portent of great glory coming to our humble township. Sherrif Johnson believes that warning of impending doom. Everyone agrees that whether a good or bad sign, it means that the time has come to invade our much hated neighbors Springfield and Greenville and end their evil tyrrany once and for all.